Fun Tool
Dev Excuse Generator
Never be speechless in a standup again. Generate the perfect excuse with one click.
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Deadlines
"I estimated it would take two weeks... in developer weeks."
Excuses generated: 1
How to Use
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Pick a Category
Choose from classic, deployment, deadline, or code excuses.
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Hit Generate
Click the button and get a random developer excuse.
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Share & Enjoy
Copy it, tweet it, or use it in your next standup.
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